Over 102846
motifake

Ip Demotivational Poster


JESUS MEETS MUHAMMAD -


TAGS: muhammad comic strip meets jesus
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:59 am
Amsome bart, 5L


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

lolz
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LOL!
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Exactly.
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Win.
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.


TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one shot, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


MOO SHOE -


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am
Sacrilege! 5L


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


WHAT I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: army skippy
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:54 pm
Send this over to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.
dbeatham - June 4, 2011, 10:57 pm
HA
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:44 am
seeing as how you have never made a poster, I can see how the tags might be confusing to you. But don't sell yourself short Deet. You're a tremendous douche!
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:42 am
ah, Deetex. you missed the cunning use of TAGS. They are the top each poster, and it is a good place to give credit if you are quoting someone or song lyrics. Skippy has been out there over 5 years. If you type ARMY and SKIPPY into google, you will see it
deetex - June 3, 2011, 7:22 am
What's this, no credit to the original author, Specialist Swartz? alot of these are very similar to the 213 things Skippy's no longer allowed to do in the US army. Sorry for being a Douche, but he deserves some cred!
PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:21 am
amazing ^^ props ^^
MrFails - June 2, 2011, 9:59 pm
LOLZ. NOW DROP AND LETS SEE SOME BLOOD!! GIMME 387!!
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:37 pm

beautiful
MPsniper - June 2, 2011, 6:39 pm
5 "drop & give me 20's"


TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gas

spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:15 pm
Awe5ome.
gas - July 27, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks :p
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:42 pm
5weet


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




PEEP SHOW -




Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!


TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by MustyK

glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the drapes?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm
under the log a little to the left from the centre


COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!


TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




HIPSTERS - It takes a lot of effort to look like you don't care.


TAGS: hipster
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by vilnius

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 11:29 am
Just many years of no socializing with the outside world.
boston - July 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
Not really !!!


RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?


TAGS: relationship
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rhovanmark

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:53 pm
Sun Tzu made logical choices and acted on them. Women make because, choices; acts on them and suffers latter.
Rhovanmark - January 26, 2012, 1:37 am
Well d*mn I could argue withat logic, but it wouldn't make much sense.
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:26 am
It is because Sun-Tzu was handicapped by the need to make sense
Rhovanmark - January 23, 2012, 10:24 pm
I've asked the same question dj i'm waiting on the answer.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 5:09 pm
Is it possible for mods to change the "Creator"? Regardless, n1. :)
caveman - January 22, 2012, 7:05 am
Mayve you weren't log in at the time? Thats' the best guess i can think of..... oh and 5l's
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!


CHLOROFORM - The way real men get the girl.


TAGS: funny hilarious girl boy relationship
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by Justin

Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 4:19 am
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"?"Huh...oh".*Passes out*"Score"!
Haha! - May 6, 2008, 4:59 am
The comments on this one are as funny as the original pic. Bravo!
Renee - May 6, 2008, 12:29 am
Be careful... the one you get with chloroform is the one who uses arsenic to get your life insurance!
Sean - April 20, 2008, 2:58 am
Hey, way to take a picture with a funny caption on it and ... kinda just repeat that below. Your muse is clearly working overtime. At her other job.


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


TRIGGER DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by msf

fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.


A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for


TAGS: hippo midget
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:08 am
What did Murray on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" say about Chuckles the clown?: "Born in a trunk, died in a trunk!"
steve1961 - January 19, 2013, 10:13 am
It was a hoax news story taken as fact. It never happened. And yes I know this is a year old post...just sayin' is all.
JesusWept - December 25, 2012, 11:47 pm
I wonder if there is a YouTube video on this?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Wow.... I now have a new worst way to die nightmare... drowning in the stomach acid of a live animal.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Fasternu426

TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?


ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.


TAGS: sun worship
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by lucasliso

toad36 - September 17, 2015, 3:56 pm
Steal a quote from the Simpsons and add a picture of the Sun. Clever.


AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and gay, mainly whether or not u love the cock
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not gay!


TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


ANTI WAR -


TAGS: marine war anti war hippi
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by usmciyaoyas

nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2014, 11:55 pm
I would be Anti War and Anti Military if the was a war of oppression and the military was murdering innocent people.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:35 pm
In theory, yes. In practice, not so much.
jenkinss2 - September 27, 2011, 10:44 am
But isn't there a difference between being anti-war and anti-military?
panic8 - November 2, 2010, 5:12 am
I'm not a native speaker, I think I've missed the irony...
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:42 pm
Oh, I still love the poster, btw
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:40 pm
I was confused by the guys sign in the pic. Isn't he supporting war?
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:39 pm
You have to be manly to get it
panic8 - November 1, 2010, 11:39 am
Err... what's so funny about macho propaganda?
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 9:08 pm
Ditto. 5
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:24 pm
I like it.


EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by north star

rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean dicklicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bullshit like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that shit fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If shitheads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly asshole like you. Have a nice fucking day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this motherfucker (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two shits if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a dickhead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


SNIPER BASS - The perfect anarchist weapon...errr I mean instrument




WHIP IT - Whip it good


TAGS: you must whip it
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

aemergt - June 3, 2013, 8:32 pm
didn't read it all but it was cool that's why I made this comment and then I finish reading it.


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


HEY, JOHNNY JIHAD - Your road to Paradise begins here.




ILLUSION -


TAGS: love relationship lie fake
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
5WEET! LOVE THIS, VERY TRUE
Zreiser - March 1, 2011, 12:49 pm
This is an example of the perfect motifake- 5 hidden apples!
palmat - February 26, 2011, 6:21 pm
epic one aggy. 5L
zero77 - February 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
haha i think its cute.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:08 pm
this is greatness.., its like looking in a mirror for me at the moment...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:34 am
love this one!


CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning




BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...


TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be damned if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.




TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm
"too" scared.


WRITER'S BLOCK -




WINTER HATS - in the summer time, they make it easy to spot the douche bags.




DON'T TRY TO RUN -


TAGS: sniper
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

Trevor Weyandt - January 23, 2011, 7:17 pm
Boba Fett ftw


TRULY AMERICAN FARE -


TAGS: possum stew recipe
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Master - April 27, 2011, 4:35 pm
Oopsie! Opossums are American. Possums are Australian. Is that half (a pound) of warthog? Anyway, five lions.


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


SNIPER SCHOOL PROM - Shown from left to right: Dan, Susan, Jim, Wendy, Steve, Bill, Dave, Colleen, Bob, Tracy and Jeff


TAGS: sniper prom
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Koradan

spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:34 pm
Nice one Koradan.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 6:28 pm
LOL!! 5L
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 6:16 pm
ROR Amsome. 5L


TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: dogs diplomacy rock
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

WTFO - May 21, 2011, 1:41 am
Been done, but this picture is admittedly of better quality. 10429
Life - May 20, 2011, 1:45 pm
amazing


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any


TAGS: chipmunk animals blz
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by BLZ

ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 11:38 am
Technically he's not lying. Cause that's not a peanut lol Sorry, I had to.


MEANWHILE - in Australia


TAGS: culos antipode
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by culos

madcow - December 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
Im Aussie 2 hahaha:)
TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:24 pm
Me too Zreiser, I'm Aussie as well and love it too. :D
Zreiser - December 3, 2010, 3:06 pm
Being Aussie, I love this one! Simple, but amazingly effectively funny.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 11:16 am
LOL


7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.


TAGS: sniper guns target
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".


THINK ABOUT IT - The neighbours once had a dog...




determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


CAPITALISM - at its finest




UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!


TAGS: chipunk war
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Rexman



STRESS -


TAGS: bipolar stress
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Budog - April 22, 2012, 12:10 am
I also have bipolar I quick cycling. I made one almost like this, same pic and everything. So, 5L for sure.
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:41 am
Just saw this again, it doesn't get old. Still awesome!
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:30 pm
and this my friend is 5rt :)
rellik666 - February 3, 2012, 6:03 am
I have Bipolar 1 and I approve this message.
caveman - February 2, 2012, 10:41 pm
Love it
Greeny - February 2, 2012, 6:45 am
N1 Commi3
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:32 am
Well done, this is awesome!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:26 am
I miss the tag "caveman"... 5 L


I AM A SNIPER -


TAGS: i am a sniper
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - January 22, 2013, 4:06 pm
Classic tactic, the enemy infantry will take too much time to hit and use too much ammo, so priority is given to MG gunners, Scouts, snipers, of course and then the chain of command (Officers, LT's, Colonels, Generals, etc)
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:40 pm
My grandfather said the unit he was in had a Sniper/Sharpshooter and he traveled with two other soldiers and they were in the heat of battle just like everyone else. He mainly acted as support for the infantry and picked off MG gunners and other Snipers.


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


DISCIPLINE - Smack The Shit Out Of Your Kids, They Deserve it!


TAGS: discipline
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

premiumgrade - March 10, 2015, 2:02 am
This is something that the politically correct does not understand. If your kid sticks a fork in an outlet, you don't sit him in a corner and not hurt his feelings. You whack him so he will remember. Common sense has died under political correctness.
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:49 pm
That was always my Mom's theory. If you didn't do it probably something else you deserve it for... that's love !


IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Mudkip Likes You!!




SNIPERS - Some of them have way too much free time


TAGS: sniper boredom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
I just snorted soda out my nose! 5Ls!
Pj3r - November 9, 2011, 12:45 pm
yep, lolled pretty hard
kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 11:27 pm
This is very true for snipers, 5Ls
corbett06 - September 13, 2010, 5:14 pm
this is great 5Ls


BI-POLAR BEARS -


TAGS: bipolar depression solitude not that kind of bi
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:59 pm

nah, 12 seconds.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
Somehow I think this poster sheds new light on that bizarre phenomenon euphemistically known as Sarah Palin. Ok. Ok. I know the drill. I'm banned for 12 hours. See you tomorrow, dudes and dudettes. *hangs head* Sheesh.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 1:40 am
LOL!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 1:37 am
Broke the seal...5L


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy knife ability hell
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 8:22 am
(^_^)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:48 pm
g55d one


WISDOM -




SAFE WEATHER -


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nerevski

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster


YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?


TAGS: your cat on catnip addiction
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:39 pm
My three cats hate Catnip. It makes my little girl kitty go insane.


PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




BATTLESHIP -




FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.


TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.




OLD TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: old technology battleship
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by mberger038

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:16 pm
If you just let it.


TERROR -


TAGS: road trip aversion humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 1:38 pm

Thank you, sir~~
premiumgrade - October 1, 2013, 8:55 am
Top notch.
lgvernon - August 1, 2013, 8:52 pm

LOL! I only had one, because I didn't want TWO!~I grew up with three siblings and I remember those road trips so well. NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:45 pm
O Ya Have Fun !
BobbEdwards - August 1, 2013, 10:49 am
Fav'd - and I'm not even a parent (thank heavens, lol)


SNIPER MEETING - “Where’s Steve?” “I’m here guys” …….


TAGS: snipers
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ratman



RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one




3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.




SNIPERS - They kill helicopters with one shot.


TAGS: call of duty 4 sniper
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Cerebus42

mmmmmm - April 19, 2009, 5:40 am
dreMagnum, they dont break there legs, u should watch, hes faking it, and how many commas have I used, because i was aiming for 5
DreMagnum - February 11, 2009, 5:33 pm
And they break their leg so their partner has to carry him on their back and get killed by those damn dogs 10 times before finally killing them with C4 and making it to the landing zone.
Fatty - December 16, 2008, 5:04 pm
Mike, you're more of a buzzkill than Buzzkillington
mike - September 30, 2008, 4:17 am
snipers kill pilots. not helicopters. but i still like it
Limeman - August 16, 2008, 4:18 pm
And gets hit by them.


IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

jonny5 - February 4, 2013, 1:16 pm
The tiger wants to 'understand' how good you'd taste with ketchup.


DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie




X-MEN -


TAGS: accurate misleading movie description
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 9:50 pm
he's too old to be a pedophile..
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:50 am

this....is GREAT!!!
Archivis - January 25, 2011, 8:28 am
But.. It sounds so dirty when you say it that way... LOL
Life - January 25, 2011, 12:17 am
Of our days and our nights
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Charles In Charge


SNIPERS - Even they have Christmas Spirit


TAGS: sniper camo
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by shadowchaser

Verdeckt - January 8, 2012, 4:56 am
What sort of sicko collects those? Brass monkeys must be bigger than normal ones. ...


AMBIVALENCE - I don't know whether to laugh, vomit or cry. So I am doing all 3.


TAGS: midget stripper
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:34 am
DOn't mind G4loser... just hit it!
G4briel - April 21, 2010, 3:24 pm
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY???? You're gonna drown in your own puke, like Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham and many others!!!


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men nipples sunglasses ring piercing beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Camilo

Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's nipples are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's nipples.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


Loyalty -


TAGS: love friendship family loyalty protection
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - August 11, 2016, 10:25 am
Thank you.
maoworks2 - July 26, 2016, 1:17 pm
You Got That Right !


WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -




MARRIAGE - "I’m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because I’m trapped here, but because I’d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)


TAGS: love togetherness happiness friendship marriage
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by RonE

mariesmini - November 19, 2012, 11:18 am
If anyone knows, please let me know. It's an anniversary gift
mariesmini - November 19, 2012, 10:42 am
where can I buy the " Marriage" poster
warface - September 14, 2011, 6:44 pm
how is this demotivating?
RonE - May 1, 2011, 9:00 am
yeah, saw that after I re-created it... all good... all good lol
Reality Lord - May 1, 2011, 8:56 am

up along the top of this page, see all the motinet sites listed?....click motitwist...upload...voila.
RonE - May 1, 2011, 8:30 am
cool, lemme see if I can figure that one out.
Reality Lord - May 1, 2011, 8:06 am

very nice ron but this belongs more in our sister site motitwist.com. please submit this there as well.


GERMANY -




MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...


I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm
rofl


TRUTH HURTS -


TAGS: love loss relationship dumped grilled cheese
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:43 pm
He's already dating Éowyn.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
Solid. 5/5
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:53 am
*mumbles grumbles something about typos* Find someone else who makes YOU happier than they ever did
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:52 am
The best way to get even=Find someone else who makes happier than they ever did


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE