Ip Demotivational Poster
JESUS MEETS MUHAMMAD -
D - 6 A HIT! -
HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -
I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !
GIRFRIENDS TOO -
ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.
CITIZENSHIP TEST -
MOO SHOE -
BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -
WHAT I'VE LEARNED -
TRUE FRIEND -
PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.
PEEP SHOW -
Father Knows Best -
AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!
THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.
COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!
TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper
HIPSTERS - It takes a lot of effort to look like you don't care.
RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?
CHLOROFORM - The way real men get the girl.
Never saw it Coming -
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE -
A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.
ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.
AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -
TALENT... GENIUS... -
ANTI WAR -
EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.
GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)
SNIPER BASS - The perfect anarchist weapon...errr I mean instrument
WHIP IT - Whip it good
PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES
HEY, JOHNNY JIHAD - Your road to Paradise begins here.
CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.
SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning
BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...
US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0
HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA
WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
TILL DEATH DO US PART -
WRITER'S BLOCK -
WINTER HATS - in the summer time, they make it easy to spot the douche bags.
DON'T TRY TO RUN -
TRULY AMERICAN FARE -
STAYING SINGLE -
SNIPER SCHOOL PROM - Shown from left to right: Dan, Susan, Jim, Wendy, Steve, Bill, Dave, Colleen, Bob, Tracy and Jeff
TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -
PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any
MEANWHILE - in Australia
7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.
THINK ABOUT IT - The neighbours once had a dog...
CAPITALISM - at its finest
UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!
I AM A SNIPER -
DISCIPLINE - Smack The Shit Out Of Your Kids, They Deserve it!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Mudkip Likes You!!
SNIPERS - Some of them have way too much free time
BI-POLAR BEARS -
SAFE WEATHER -
YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?
PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.
FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.
NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -
Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists
SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.
OLD TECHNOLOGY -
SNIPER MEETING - “Where’s Steve?” “I’m here guys” …….
RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one
3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.
SNIPERS - They kill helicopters with one shot.
IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.
DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie
SNIPERS - Even they have Christmas Spirit
AMBIVALENCE - I don't know whether to laugh, vomit or cry. So I am doing all 3.
MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!
WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -
MARRIAGE - "IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m trapped here, but because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)
MILITARY SNIPERS -
I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always
TRUTH HURTS -
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